Just… No.

Posted by Lipglossiping On September - 6 - 2010

Holy hairballs Batman.

This is the new Jessica Simpson Bob Wig from the HairDo range created by Ken Paves.

Nothing shouts “I’m wearing a big wiggy wig!” like a wig with this amount of hair in it.  Who has hair that is WIDER than their face?  Seriously… I reckon I could sleep under that.

It would probably look great thinned out… but you’d need a dumper truck to carry away what’s left on the salon floor.

By the way, this is an excellent opportunity to plug the charity My New Hair, founded and inspired by Trevor Sorbie MBE.

My New Hair offer a specialist wig styling service for people suffering from cancer or medical hair loss.  I had the opportunity to see one of their clever stylists in action a couple of years ago at Guy Kremer’s salon in Winchester and there ain’t nothing those wig wizards can’t do to make a NHS wig sparkle!


12 Responses to “Just… No.”

  1. Aleksis says:

    LOL.. totally agree

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  2. Jess says:

    I’m also a big fan of the My New Hair charity, as a lot of women who suffer from cancer go through a lot of emotions when losing their hair. I’m sure with the help of a wig, there will be a lot more smiles.

    xo

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  3. neeta says:

    tru2life bob? I don’t think so, that wig looks so fake!!

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  4. SCforM says:

    “Who has hair that is WIDER than their face?”

    Cheryl Cole.

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  5. thebristolbeautyblog says:

    Is it just me, or does it look like Stephanie Beacham? x

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  6. Rachel says:

    Looks like my hair when in need of a cut. It always grows ‘outwards’ and never down!

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  7. welgunde says:

    It looks like she didn’t even wear it on her head and it was just photoshopped. So fake!

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  8. I saw the Ken Paves Hairdo range on QVC a while back and although it looked fun to try, the results on the models seemed quite hit and miss. I have always longed to try a blonde wig to see what it would look like as I would never have the nerve to bleach my hair (I am and always have been a brunette), but the Hairdo products look too fake for me to ever feel comfortable wearing them.

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  9. mirta says:

    omg back to the 80s :D

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  10. roxy says:

    woah! wayyyy too much width on that wig

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  11. Please don’t hate me but… I have that much hair and I have seriously had that haircut before. Granted I never went into the hairdresser asking to look like a morning news anchor, but somehow that’s how it kept turning out!!

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  12. Katrine says:

    That is approximately what my hair looked like after one memorably bad haircut. Usually, though, I DO get it thinned out… and a truckload isn’t half wrong. Last time, the floor looked like someone had been scalped, not had a cut. It severely shortens the durability of a good cut, unfortunately – all that width messing up the shape from the top of the head.

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