… is titled “3 things to do before you’re 30“.
At the age of 29, that resonates. Tick, tock, tick, tock… boom. Why have I gotta do things before I’m 30? Surely I’ve got time to do it AFTER I’m 30… *small voice* haven’t I?
Mannnn… Clinique, you just made me feel old. But it’s free… so, I downloaded it anyway.
When you load it up, it’s caaaa-ute! Lots of little squares that invite you to give it a shake… so I did!
Wheeee, they all fly around the screen… it’s very satisfying. Then they settle… and give you a list of 3 things to do before you’re 30.
The first one I got told me to learn the trapeze.
So I turned it off and uninstalled it. Stupid app.